There ah wuz, a-sittin’ on mah porch wit mah squirt bottle o’clorox. I hears that clorox will make the covid go a-runnin so ah keeps a squirt bottle handy.
Anyhoo, ah heerd a scrabblin’ out yonder in the street and thar it wuz.
Ugly critter. Face his mammy would go an say…. nyuppp… not mine. Ah thought… well dang… maybe ah could get mahself a peekchure of that thar covid fer them fact filled mag-a-zeens ya see at the grocery checkout. Maybe get the peekchure alongside Bat Boy. Ah surely knowed that ah wanted to give the critter a good squirt from my clorox bottle. Dang covid!
But.. afore I could git a peekchure or give that thar ugly critter a squirt from my clorox bottle, it hissed at me and skeedaddled on down the storm drain.
Yall keep yalls self a squirt bottle o-clorox handy in case the covid comes a-rummaging ’round yalls place.
It looked kinda sorta not a lot like this
Oh yeah, yall vote fer Bat Boy fer President in 2020